Yes I do comissions now, so comish me. (If you dare!)

Price & time & size - your suggestion.
I'm a hobbyist, not a "pro", and not a Ferengi - so I won't make stuff expensive.
Time is money - I'm also interested to finish a proper comission faster, so You,
my dear client would enjoy it earlier.
If it's nesessary for me to draw at night - I'll do it.

What I can create/draw for you:
1)People, characters, monsters, aliens.. different types of creatures.
Almost anything your heart desires about it. Ex: Mutated pirate rabbit with battle armor, xD
2) Cartoon characters(manga also) in more realistic style, or different style. Ex: Power Puff Girls in 60's, but looking like grown-ups!
3) You have a photo and want me to change the background, whiten teeth, change the color of the hair, etc.
4) Design of the sofa, table, chair or other crazy things for your lovely house.
Ex: You always wanted a monsterous looking sofa, but you dunno how should it look.
5) Design of the clothes. Ex: You want a wedding dress that would be stylised as Altairs clothing from Assasins Creed. POSSIBLE!
6) I can recover, fix & color old pics! No more scratches & old spots!
7) I can color & correct your sketches!
8) Pin-up or manly/femenine looks for your characters/real people.
9) Parodies & different photomanipulations.
10) Jokes in common, memes, caricatures & short comics.
11) Buttons, something for the site, or logos.
12) Your ideas of propaganda or advertisements.
13) Super heroes. Even the most ridiculous ones! Ex: Fart-man. xD
14) Portraits
15) Game chars, concepts, creating a char for your game.
Ex: You have a male cowboy for your game, who kicks ninjas' asses,
you have a size and stylization for him, mb even a color palette, or ANY kind of info.
And you need a female char', who would be beautiful but cool and the same style!
Guess what - you have a right person to do it
16) Genderbends! 'cos they are GREAT! Even of realistic ppl
Ex: Garbage band with "Stanley Manson" as a singer; genderbends of the characters from Scooby-Doo series;
Duke Nukem genderbend.. well, a lot of stuff!


What I don't DRAW(!):
1) Erotics, hentai or any kind of pics containing direct sexual actions,
nude ppl & characters.
2) Manga/Anime STYLE(!) stuff.
3) Extremely cute things, including furries. I'm not sure I can create them, I never did!
4) Vehicles, cars, boats, buildings
5) Sexualised/slutty female(!) design/picture for games,
For your comics - sure, for gaming site - NO.
Sexy-looking fem chars' for the games is a shame for our society.

My rules are:
1) Paying in USD using Paypal
2) ALL of my art must be directed back to me. Don't claim ANY of my art as your own.
3) I don't allow to modify my art, unless we have discussed it, and you made me agree on that
4) I'm not going to remake the sketch many times, but I can add a few details to it, and please get your ideas straight.
5) I don't do refunds, unless the screw-up was my fault.

Co-working:
You place an order, if it's fine for me - you pay me half, and I start to work,
You pay me the other half when I have properly finished my work.
OR you can pay for the whole thing at once if you want to motivate me
BUT!

If it's a sketch - I show you the sketch(after I get my 50%), if you think it's good you can:
1) Pay me other 50% so I can color it how you wanted it
2) See the final work with my big watermark on it, so you can be sure
it's properly colored and how you wanted it and then pay me 50%
You'll receive art when I receive my final payment.

Also, if you order a photomanipulation, simple drawing or smth familiar, you can pay 50% only in the beginning,
THEN I can complete my work and show you that with WATERMARK,
if it's good, you pay me 50% more and I give you artwork without that huge damn watermark of mine
These rules are for Your and my safety.